we talked about Candy, the pigeon’s poop and triple-dog-daring… all over a fruit and granola brunch. excuse me…i talked with a mouthful .
Dani: mama, guess what?
Dani:on friday, candy the pigeon from the farm…she pooped an inch away from my shoulder..
Dani: and some of friends triple-dog dared me to smell it. so i did.
me: they what?! (with my mouth full)
Dani: they triple dog dared me to smell it.
me: eeew. pigeon poop?
Dani: uh huh.
me: that’s so gross.
me: never do that again.
Dani:but it smelled like nothing.
me: that’s so disgusting, Dani. (i almost spat out my granola.)