I had a friend.
She bakes cookies.
Maintains her garden.
Speaks with conviction
Shameless duplicity
Lips pursed, face hardened.
She’s passive-aggressive
Mean to the core
Shortsighted, not very smart
She brews in her misery
Spews absurd, hateful words
Missing brain cells and a good heart
She’s so trivial and foolish
Poor thing is unstable
Thoroughly incompetent
Beware, she’s deceitful
Utterly hazardous
And dangerously confident