I had a friend.
She bakes cookies.
Maintains her garden.

Speaks with conviction
Shameless duplicity
Lips pursed, face hardened.

She’s passive-aggressive
Mean to the core
Shortsighted, not very smart

She brews in her misery
Spews absurd, hateful words
Missing brain cells and a good heart

She’s so trivial and foolish
Poor thing is unstable
Thoroughly incompetent

Beware, she’s deceitful
Utterly hazardous
And dangerously confident