Make sure they’re the freaky kind, and that you can shake hands with it.
- Reminisce of the times you made your little sisters suck on them…oh, the good old days.
- Squeeze them into someone’s cut, and run.
- Squirt some into someone’s eye, and watch their expression.
- Get some salt and pucker up, but wish you were handed the green lemons instead (some call them limes)
- Get some vodka and invite your friends.
- (If you must), take the damn lemons and be thankful for the vitamin c.
- Continue with the sour attitude and please don’t make lemonade. Yuk.
- Use the zest. limoncello? no.
Si la vie vous offre de citron , faîtes de la limonade !? limongina? citrongina?
Hmmm. Orangina would taste better without the mandarin and lemon juice.
No lemons! Demand…pomegranates
Foto of a citron, Buddha’s Hand Citron Citrus Medica take a look at these not so lady fingers…